Two-Line Jokes

Q: Why do tropical fish swim in saltwater?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze!

Baking Muffin 1: “It’s getting hot in here!”
Baking Muffin 2: “Holy cow! A talking muffin!”

If at first you don’t succeed…
…maybe you shouldn’t try skydiving.

My mom accused me of being immature…
…so I told her to get out of my fort.

Someone stole my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about that.

Q: What do dentists call their x-rays?
A: Tooth pics!

Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderpants